Stole this via Jay's LJ, cuz I'm a freak like that.
If I were a tree, I would be: surrounded by woodys..... hehe. Apple since I'm a bit fruity
If I were a bird: a Merlin, a small bird of prey, but a bird of prey none the less
If I were a tool: ::raises eyebrow:: hmm... a lathe
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Iris
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Worcestering! not quite rain but more than mist...
If I were a musical instrument: a mandolin
If I were an animal, I would be: a bear, content unless riled.
If I were a color, I would be: Red,
If I were an emotion, I would be: passion
If I were a vegetable, I would be: the noble radish
If I were a sound, I would be: laughter
If I were an element, I would be: Earth
If I were a car, I would be: a white CJ8,
If I were a song, I would be: Clay Walker - Live, Laugh, Love
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Kenneth Branaugh
If I were a book, I would be written by: Oscar Wilde
If I were a food, I would be: Curly fries, comfort food with a twist.
If I were a place, I would be: Chapel Point
If I were a material, I would be: Satin
If I were a taste, I would be: Tangy, like orange juice.
If I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla
If I were a religion, I would be: Unitarian Universalist
If I were a word, I would be: Crafty
If I were an object, I would be: a suncatcher
If I were a body part I would be: the right eye
If I were a facial expression I would be: a flirty smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: Marketing
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Princess Fiona
If I were a shape I would be: a heart
If I were a number I would be: 42