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Ten Minutes Left on Dr. Ruth........

Music: That HORRIBLE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SONG!!! AHHH!! IT GOES ON FOREVER!
Thing: Ebay
Color: Pink



*BRAND NEW*


In the here-to-unknown catagory of "Things That Are Just Plain Wrong" Comes..... this.


MAGIC SPELL PANTIES

**A SPELL TO IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE**

These are great!! Black satin high cut panties with red trim to all edges. Red satin feel ribbon ties at each side. The ribbon ties are approximately 11 inches long, so you can adjust them to fit your own individual size. This would give you a "tanga" style look. On the front is a fairy dressed in red underwear, with fishnet stockings and holding a whip, and the words "A Spell to Improve your Sex Life..." The back has the following verse...

"My sex life is now very sad

And goes from dull to extremely bad.

So I call on the powers of debauchery

To make my life more of an orgy.

I'd like to swing from the chandelier

And use with style my God-given gear."


They even come with their own little bag of silver and gold magic stars to help you create your perfect spell!!

Size = Medium

95% Polyamide -5% Elastane


Must be a spell for a Solitary! LOL Wait.... I'm a Solitary.......

When You're Evil - Volitaire



when the devil is too busy
and death's a bit too much
they call me by name you see
for my special touch
to the gentleman i'm Miss Fortune
to the ladies i'm Sir Prise
but call me by any name
any way it's all the same

i'm the fly in your soup
i'm the pebble in your shoe
i'm the pea beneath your bead
i'm the bump on every head
i'm the peel on which you slip
i'm the pin in every hip
i'm the thorn in your side
makes you wriggle and writhe
and it's so easy when you're evil
this is the life you see
the devil tips his hat to me
i do it all because i'm evil
and i do it all for free
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need

while there's children to make sad
while there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
while there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
i'll be there
i'll be waiting round the corner
it's a game i'm glad i'm in it
cuz there's one born every minute

and it's so easy when you're evil
this is the life you see
the devil tips his hat to me
i do it all because i'm evil
and i do it all for free
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need

i pledge my allegience to all things dark
and i promise on my damned soul
to do as i am told
for beelzebub has never seen
a soldier quite like me
not only does his job but does it happily

i'm the fear that keeps you wake
i'm the shadows on the wall
i'm the monsters they become
i'm the nightmare in your skull
i'm the dagger in your back
an extra turn upon the rack
i'm the quivering of your heart
a stabbing pain, a sudden start

and it's so easy when you're evil
this is the life you see
the devil tips his hat to me
i do it all because i'm evil
and i do it all for free
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need
and i do it all for free
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need
and i do it all for free
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need

it gets so lonely being evil
what i'd do to see a smile
even for a little while
and no one loves you when you're evil
i'm lying through my teeth
your tears are all the company i need

What is it with pie anyway?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Music: Delilah- Flogging Molly
Thing: Livejournal
Color: Purple

Ok, so I was sanctimonious and self-righteous. So sue me. The LJ is a way to get our the message to people through that lovely little gossip chain. Here's the post decoded:

Have you ever played Spider Solitaire?

It's even more mindless than regular solitaire. I play it often while talking to the charming boy (Jay, duh) during the day, in the evening, and late at night. (Ah, Coders, late hours but damn can they multi-task.) (For inuendo because I love flirting) So as I play I use the other half of my brain to muse. (intentional pun!)

I was thinking about people I have known in my life. As many of those people are popping up randomly lately. Boys, old flames, and others. Somehow the universe has only been colliding me with people who bring back good memories. Aaron, Joe, Colin, Royal... et cetera. Those who it would be painful to see I don't. (Entire Mott Family) People from church, people who broke my heart, people who made it so I have a hard time trusting they don't come into my sphere. Thank the gods. I mentioned that to my lil' bro. He was like "thank god we don't have anything to do with them anymore. She skulks around the halls of Burncoat." Seriously. Crazy people the lot of them. Two out of three daughters gay? Must be something in the water... right... couldn't be the parents.... LOL. (For Stacey Mott) Ah. It is so liberating to be free of them, of church, or just stupidity. The Lord and Lady saw me through my time of servitude and now I can be free. Aaron (Peter Pan) once asked why I was even on that committee since I was a pagan. (Kinda for committee mostly Stacey) I was a member of that group because I still respect the christian faith, their god is a small small part of my own, and I was raised in that church. My father was raised in that church. It was that misguided sense of family duty that I have that let me to be on it, but I learned I had my own reasons. Because that place felt like home, and I wasn't going to let me home be destroyed if I could help it. Of course I can't stop Siefried. (For Mark Seifried by way of Stacey Mott) He whittles down the sunday school and youth group to a managable size but I had good memories... for a while.

Fate sends us events for us to deal with. (For Emily Mott) Sometimes she doesn't have the best timing but I am strong. I am no weakling that does what her mother tells her unthinking and is "a good girl". (Also that was for Stacey Mott) If being a bad girl means thinking for myself, taking charge, and enjoying life. So be it. I'm the worst of the bad girls. ::looks at tattoo:: (because I love mentioning my snowflake) Yup. I do things for my own reasons. Thank the gods I have the brains and will to. Pink fluffy stuff was never for me. (Again Emily Mott)

And another thing. I hate new Wiccans. (for Alyssa Mott) Well, that isn't quite true. I hate self-righteous new wiccans. Who "get in touch with spirit" and pretend they know all after a few months. You do not know all. I got that lesson. I still don't know all, but by being open and constantly studying I get better. Knowledge is power in the occult. You get a much better reception by those older and wiser if you remember to be open and to learn. It's not all meditation and higher planes of thought... hell no. It's putting a bay leaf under your computer, it's keeping an twisting ivy plant on your desk to ward away unkind thoughts. It's drawing down the moon and baking cookies. It's living the life of a witch, which is not easy, which will change you, and not nearly as pompous as some would say. (Really I also know I have to keep in mind that we were all young and foolish at one time)

I am witch. Hear me roar. (Because I really do roar... well it's more like a rawr)

Music: The Emergency Broadcasting Signal (dear gods, the thing was for Missiles from Cuba. You would think we could get rid of it!)
Thing: Lite Rock Favorites
Color: Silver like Stainless Steel


So being part of an online journal community one realizes the vast vast array of online surveys that are out there. And you know you have to post them since well, you know you have wittier answers than the last guy, plus they are a great alternative to an actual post. All you have to do is sit and fill in the blanks. Like a Mad Libs post. Here's another:


1. If you had to choose an alias, what would it be?
I think that's obvious: Thalia Blazesong. Or the Barbarian Love Goddess

2. Where were you on 9/11?
It's odd how one remembers that day so crystal clear. I was in the Media Center. The first reports were of a small twin engine hitting the first tower. The Auto teacher had the TV on and saw the reports. We kept going to ABCNews.com and refreshing like every two mintues. It kept changing. The librarian was on the phone, her son was at NYU. Then I went to Journalism. No one knew. The teacher thought I was joking. We started going on the web again and refreshing. She called her son's daycare person who was watching TV and trying to keep the kids in another room. Pictures started appearing of black billowing smoke. No one really believe it could be happening. I don't know when but be found out the Pentagon had been hit too. During International Studies we were let down into the auditorium where there was a TV set up. We watched the South Tower fall. In Math we listened to the radio to hear the news. One girl kept asking to go to the bathroom and attempting to call her mom while there, who was in NYC that day. At lunch that was all people could talk about. There were 5 planes missing was the pervailing gossip. We knew about the two into the Twin Towers, the pentagon, and Pennsylvania. Some people were talking about there being a draft, others thought it was the Japanese "They do that kamikaze thing, no one else does the kamikaze thing!" I had to leave that table to discuss what was going on. It was universally decided this was our Pearl Harbor. Someone figured out that all the people who were in the two towers was the same as the population of the 5 towns. Then the administration came out of shock. We were to go on with school as usual after the teachers read a statement with the bare minimum of facts that we knew already. I remember wondering what they were doing at my job whether or not if we'd closed. I still don't know if we closed that day or not.

3. What is your ideal vacation?
Touring Europe for the culture, just discovering it as I went along. Avoiding the touristy places I went to last time. Being an easy American Tourist... hehe.

4. How many first cousins do you have?
I am one of 4 on my dad's side. Nadia, Tom, Willy and Me. I'm the second oldest. And I have 6 on Mom's. Jeff, Jody, Corey and Randy (my favorite cousins those last two). All but two on mom's side are grown up and have kids. Josh and Rachael Elizabeth (after me!) are younger than I am.

5. How do you take your pizza?
Lots of cheese, Mushrooms.

6. If you could be fluent in any foreign language (that you are not already) what would it be?
Spanish. I feel I miss something in today's culture without it. And I'd be able to go see Uncle Jorge and Anna in Costa Rica!

7. What is your favorite website?
The Witches Voice but I am addicted to Ebay.

8. If you could experience another era of history, which would it be?
Regency England or the Rennaisance in London. I'd want to see the beginnings of feminism in Regency and do the Jane Austen thing. But I'd also love to be able to see Shakespeare's plays and experience The Virgin Queen's impact.

9. What is your favorite genre of movies?
Musicals. It's all about bursting spontaneously into song.

10. If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?
Morphing. I'd want to be able to become anything. (it is so not cheating Dan!)

11. Can you whistle?
Of course. You just put your lips together and blow.

12. If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?
My cat. or A Squirrell, no real reason just think it would be cool.

13. Who is your favorite fictional character?
Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat. lol.

14. Star Wars or Star Trek? is neither an option?
Star Trek

15. What is your favorite beverage?
Diet Coke. Duh.

16. What brand of toothpaste do you use?
Tom's of Maine Silly Strawberry. I don't like mint toothpaste is that so bad?

17. What is your favorite professional sports team?
The Patriots. My cousin was head coach for a year, during which I became addicted.

18. Are you "indoorsy" or "outdoorsy"?
Um... both? Probably Indoorsy but I can be outdoorsy. Comes from growing up out at the Valley.

19. What is your earliest childhood memory?
My maternal grandfather's legs. Sitting on the rug in front of the stove in the house on French Island. Seeing a man's shins, shiny loafers, and an upholstered chair. It's the only memory I have of Pepe.

20. If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
Drums. I could rock out!

21. What's your favorite accent?
Scottish. Yes, there is a difference.

22. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
An Artist. Later a Librarian like my mom.

23. Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Cat person first, but I love my puppy.

24. If they were making a movie or TV show of your life, who would you choose to play you?
Tough one. Someone quirky and not too... hollywood. Kate Winslet or Reese Witherspoon. Reese from Election not Legally Blonde.

25. What is your favorite element (earth, fire, water or air)?
Fire

26. If you could compete in any event in the Olympics (summer or winter) what would it be?
Bobsledding. That looks like fun.

27. What is your favorite Sunday comic strip?
Non Sequitor

28. What kind of music do you listen to?
Country. Mostly. What don't I listen to really? Well... hip-hop. But Jazz, Pop, Rock, Punk, Folk.. everything.

29. What is your favorite breakfast cereal?
Count Chocula. Mmm... makes my teeth scream just thinking about it.

30. What is your worst habit?
Procrastination.

Panda: Mali say anything about Tristan?
Thalia: not really. He was fun to talk to and there were chunky bits why?
Panda: Just cause I warned Mali about Tristan today
Thalia: She's not interested in him that way. He's like a freakin' poptart not a meal
Panda: Hehe
Thalia: shut up breakfast burrito
Panda: Pfft, least I'm a breakfast burrito to someone